Lonely Jelly
The worst UK psych single I've ever heard
Aka- Rarest Uk psych single ever
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I know xxx can make some wild statements, but usually he's fairly accurate if a little over-enthusiastic
Is this really that rare? To be honest I can't remember the a-side, but the flip, almost made me smash my record player.
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Lonely Jelly
you should read more carefully in the description.Originally Posted by Joe M'geek
theres ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT!
MAN and BIRDMEN
The Horseless Headman
You, Sir, are a cloth-eared poltroon!
10,000 words in a cardboard box is Twink's mind-unwind ramble-gabble brain-fry-up meisterwerk and tickles me fancy something chronic. All hail the demented horn sections and revolving strings. Bloody marvellous, what?
No idea how rare it is, of course.
Col'll tell you.
That said, a brief glimpse through the rest of the geezer's auctions would suggest he uses the words 'mega rare' as liberally as others do 'psych dancer'.
To infinity - and beyond!
Electric Prunes
Bloody marvelous song, not the rarest UK psych 45 though...I would guess it'll go for £300-350, so its definitely up there in the top 15 anyway.
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Lonely Jelly
Maybe the topside is good. I can't think of any other sixties track that made me as angry as the lisping, simpering, toytown shite that is the b-side, though. This makes me not want to like the a, either
I don't mind a bit of toytown- even like 'bitter thoughts of little jane' more than I should, but good wizard meets naughty wizard takes the biscuit
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Electric Prunes
The A-side is awesome, but yes, the B is indeed among the very worst things ever recorded.
= complete bollocks.IT IS FAR FAR RARER THAN ANY OF THE 'FACTORY' 45s FOR EXAMPLE, AND EVEN 'FREDEREEK HERNADO' BY 'ONE IN MILLION' TURNS UP 10 TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN THIS SINGLE!!!!
SEALED, this has a sticker on the front reading "COLOUR VINYL" so it's probably not black vinyl, even though black is a colour.
Wavy Gravy
I find xxx's descriptions incredibly irritating for some reason, i just can't stress that enough !- I think he may have some kind of mental disorder
I mean, have you ever tried to just find out what condition a record is in ??? I've given up many times
"IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND !!!!!" SHUT UP
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Lonely Jelly
Well I've just checked here and it's only worth £18.
He's plainly trying it on.
Animated Egg
I know nothing about this single but the guys description just pissed me off...proper.
How many times did he mention that it is the rarest Psych 45 out there and he totally went mad on the bold and underlines and not to mention the fact that its the rarest 45 out there so just incase you didnt know I'll help him out....
ITS THE RAREST PSYCH 45 OUT THERE ...DON'T MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPURTUNITY TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!
Oh sorry did I say that out loud. Ooopss my bad.
Electric Prunes
Killer top side indeed, also heard on Twink's Think Pink.
Lonely Jelly
He's not as bad as geesdee- at least he sells proper records rather than stupid mint copies of Wings albums
Must stress that I didn't post this to take the piss out of him- genuinely curious as to whether this is as rare as he makes out. I dare say I'd have made less money on t'bay if it hadn't have been for xxx SHOWING me the WAY STUNNING VG-!!! AMAZING AMAZING!!! CLIFF< SHADS> RAER!
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Electric Prunes
Anyway, NIGHTMARES IN RED by THE BRAIN is CLEARLY THE WORST uk psych single ANYONE HAS EVER HEARD, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
SEALED, this has a sticker on the front reading "COLOUR VINYL" so it's probably not black vinyl, even though black is a colour.
The Horseless Headman
You, Sir, are a cloth-eared poltroon!
To infinity - and beyond!
Lonely Jelly
I haven't heard it...this, from a review made me smile though
"Provincial covers band Trendsetters Ltd grab their last-gasp regeneration as The Brain, releasing the wince-inducing, “Nightmares In Red” – a bit like The Goons, but lacking wit or style."
I like the Trendsetters Ltd single I've got though.
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Wavy Gravy
Fair point, he does sell some very good records - i just hate his massively patronising waffle for EVERY single record - earliest matrix ever - IMPOSSIBLE like this - you won't EVER find a copy like this...........blah blah blah, i repeat SHUT UP
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Moderator
I just wish XXX wasn't so good at getting the highest prices - he has loads of stuff I want but can't justify buying. The couple of bits I have had from him have been spot-on, though...
We know when a mate buys it for you too.
Lonely Jelly
Oh yeah...true enough. I've had to restrain myself many times from answering his 'when will you ever see another copy like this?!!!?!' with a couple of links to nicer and cheaper copies of the same record listed at the same time
At least he distracts fat walleted morons from bidding on records we all want, eh
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Wavy Gravy
Same here, it's those in depth descriptions that pull in the $$
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Chocolate Rain
He's so good at his art, I bet he could sell a Paul Young lp
I'd like to see the description
Attention!!! I know this is a very expensive Price for the record. This i one of my most beloved Records, so my primary intention isn't the selling. I like it in my collection. I only will sell it, if someone wants it that much, that he is willing to pay that much money. Therefore the unrealistic price. Please don't tell me about it. I don't want to cheat ,I don't force someone into buying it, I don't want to drive up the price.Thanks for understanding
Lonely Jelly
I wish I could send him some records to sell on my behalf and I would give him a commission. I've got a few UK 60's bits that could do well with his bullshit descriptions.He's so good at his art, I bet he could sell a Paul Young lp
I'd like to see the description
"Don't get involved in the f**kin' chat pages. It's just full of arseholes talkin' sh*te non-stop"
Lonely Jelly
Twink version is amazing,I have heard this version...I cant remember..er
Xxx eh,he has been discussed before.Although,I saw a Don Shinn lp he had go for 49 quid!!!!Most of the time you havent got a chance as those merchant banker bidders love those ++++++++++++++++++++
Billy Ocean
that record is worth every penny
it's the kind of psychedelic record which would have mass-appeal with the VG+ generation
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Billy Ocean
just give them to Jens to sell - he does amazingly well without bullshit descriptions
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Lonely Jelly
that guy cab blag ,but bottom line hes very enthusiastic which is probably why hes had more boss records than any guy i ever known
'Swear I am evil when Ive had a few'
Lonely Jelly
Just to deflect the attention from XXX a bit
http://search-completed.ebay.co.uk/s...p=1%26fsoo%3D1
At least XXX sells some records I'd be interested in owning, rather than a load of common classic rock shite.
"Not only that but the WHOLE COVER is UNCREASED with only 2 or 3 TINY creaselines near the opening edge about half way down!!!! In the same place (about half way down the opening edge), there is an absolutely TINY and PERFECTLY repaired split" (xxxrecords)
Lonely Jelly
yes, especially some SIKE DANCERS
rick wakeman“s keyboard
Electric Banana
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Bloody hell! Looks like being over-enthusiastic and going into detail that your average trainspotter would find tedious actually does the trick. Are Beatles fans really that sad?? Jesus - this almost confirms John Harris' point about collectors................sorry, no it doesn't. He's still a twat!!
Animated Egg
How the heck did someone pay £204 for FREE Tons Of Sobs LP UK PINK RIM ISLAND 1970 MINT. It's simply not worth that, and can be picked up for way less. Crazy prices. People with lotsa money, obviously, and not much .... vladislav
Electric Prunes
Is it that time of year again when we have a go at Geesdee? The boring little man must take some pleasure in it.
Crosby Stills & Nash DEBUT LP 1st UK PRESS 1969 Nr.MINT £206.00
You really have to wonder about the idiots out there. If only they could bid on my auctions.
Lonely Jelly
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Christ. Those descriptions are just frightening. .. almost compulsively anal, and disturbingly detailed. . .
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