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    Default the banking sector gets worse

    It gets worse. I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese
    banking sector:

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

    Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

    Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely
    go for a song,
    while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

    Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that
    there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that
    staff may get a raw deal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eclipsechaser View Post
    It gets worse. I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese
    banking sector:

    In the last 7 days I've had 417 versions of this fucking email
    true.

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    but funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Peyote View Post
    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

    funniest thing I've seen on here for ages

    can't stop laughing!

    thanks fella
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    still making me giggle hahaha!
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    Is this a so called "piss-take" Col?

    Please do tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Peyote View Post
    Is this a so called "piss-take" Col?

    Please do tell.
    eh? you're the one who brought Dilbert into the equation

    using Dilbert tickled me

    it still does

    hahahaha!
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    It was the extreme use of :s that made me a bit unsure.

    I'm still a very unconfident teenager in a 20-year-olds body. Be gentle with me.

    So, what else is new in the office box world?

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    No-one-posted the Japanese monkey waiters yet?

    http://optuszoo.news.ninemsn.com.au/...aspx?id=562718



    Aww, aren't they cute!!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Jim View Post
    No-one-posted the Japanese monkey waiters yet?

    http://optuszoo.news.ninemsn.com.au/...aspx?id=562718



    Aww, aren't they cute!!?

    I want to see him refuse a drink to a pissed up punter who has clearly had enough. Then when he won't leave check him jumping on his head and stuff.

    Monkey bouncers, that would be good as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanmck View Post
    In the last 7 days I've had 417 versions of this fucking email

    true.true.

    Thank goodness for self-employment!
    ...if in doubt consult your dealer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackRegent View Post
    Thank goodness for self-employment!
    and working from home

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    Default and cava

    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Col Wolfe View Post
    LOL!

    but isit real solid thick 7" records but square ?

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