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    Quote Originally Posted by babycart View Post
    Cor! Cathy's looking SMOKING HOT compared to what you posted a couple of years ago. I miss the flying dolphin, though.

    http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2...z_for_twilight

    Any news on "Agent" Jay?
    I knew that would float your boat. I saw Cathy from the bus the other day, strutting through town in a backless dress that swished "I'm IT! I'm IT! I'm IT!" with every sashayed step. And, do you know, she was IT. She really was, and I miss her constantly now. I can't stop thinking of her inky tailbone.

    Agent Jay and has ass-nipples have not made the local news for some time. I'd hate to think he was a flash in the pan attention seeker, committed to sensationalism rather than his Art. Perhaps he's signed an exclusive with a magazine or gallery?
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    this is a bit out of date now but is still one of my top local stories http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2...estaurant_shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by themightyac View Post
    this is a bit out of date now but is still one of my top local stories http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2...estaurant_shut
    what a brilliant story, im now going to start reading the local newspaper for similar important storys

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    the soiree turned sour

    (applause)

    Unfortunately for this thread, Cathy is no longer local news

    http://sonfamosos.com/2011/01/06/cat...roes-twilight/
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    Quote Originally Posted by babycart View Post
    the soiree turned sour

    (applause)

    Unfortunately for this thread, Cathy is no longer local news

    http://sonfamosos.com/2011/01/06/cat...roes-twilight/
    that's a bit racy. she kept her top on for the local news but one whiff of rioja and she's suddenly gone all Christine Keeler for the Spanish press. I've gone off her now.
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm

    Some international local news!

    Check the comments after the article
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    Mental illness is obviously not a laughing matter, however this bizarre story was the front page of the Cambridge Evening News today

    http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home...l-22082011.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Jude View Post
    Mental illness is obviously not a laughing matter, however this bizarre story was the front page of the Cambridge Evening News today

    http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home...l-22082011.htm

    Includes a bonus Knights Templar reference just for Col!
    That's made me really angry. Just before I'm about to go to bed as well. Thanks Jude...

    I knew all magistrates were self-righteous busybody f*ckwads in serious need of a reality check, but for f*ck's sake that woman is just stupid. That guy needs help and understanding not jailing for breach of an ASBO.

    Frankly he sounds like someone I'd enjoy sharing a pint or three with.
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    A true classic of the genre from Folkestone:
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    Thought it was gonna be the one about a woman being served a pasty that was past its sell-by-date that's doing the rounds today.

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    "..hole...road...middle thereof"

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    "Here comes the Fun Cooker!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Jim View Post
    hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Jim View Post
    Sorry to bump this thread (and how on earth did I miss that post first time round?) but my god that's so funny
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    Surprised this story managed to sneak under the collective radar...

    Oooof.
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    come on now, after all this chaff it's time for the serious stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theeman View Post
    come on now, after all this chaff it's time for the serious stories.
    old news!
    http://verygoodplus.co.uk/showpost.p...0&postcount=37

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    Quote Originally Posted by bongolia View Post


    it gets better

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    A MUM of three is dis-custard

    I like it best when the desperate journalist tries to add a bit of tabloid zing to the dull story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by babycart View Post
    A MUM of three is dis-custard

    I like it best when the desperate journalist tries to add a bit of tabloid zing to the dull story.
    Could have been worse ... she might have been "deep in despair"
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    "Here comes the Fun Cooker!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Jim View Post
    Ace - Although at one point the article says "family's dinner." and at another "retrieved by Mrs Stout and eaten" - can we assume this is a single parent family or is it a case of finders eaters, loosers weepers & no sausage's for you sonny
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    The casserole was retrieved by Mrs Stout and eaten

    This is a fine example of the journalistic use of the passive mode. As the interest of the reader is rivetted upon the fate of the sausage casserole, it is made the subject of the sentence. The reader is less concerned with who actually ate it.
    The passive mode is frequently used by lazy journalists to mask insufficient or unconvincing research, but here it's use is exemplary, putting the errant casserole at the very heart of the action.
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    People drive from Belfast to Dublin for a Rugby match. They park their cars near the stadium, and, because they neglect to put enough money in the meter, they get clamped. This is apparently news.

    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/ne...-16151961.html
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