England players look at the spherical object the gaffer has placed in front of them:
"What's that boss?" they all cry in unison.
"It's called a football" says the gaffer.
"What's it for?" ask the players, with confusion etched across their collective brows.
"It's your enemy. You need to boot it as far away as quickly as possible".
"Aha!" proclaim the England players.
etc etc ad infinitum amen
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