That's How I Want To Go Out

[ginghamkitchen]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18495102

[jakartajive]

What? Shagging a turtle?

[babycart]

What? Slowly drowned in noxious sediment?

I nearly drowned once, though. It's nowhere near as bad as you think after the initial panic.

[ginghamkitchen]

I nearly drowned once, though. It's nowhere near as bad as you think after the initial panic.

I nearly drowned once, too. My experience was exactly the same: panic, overwhelming tiredness, then an almost philosophical approach to dying. I was artificially resucitated, though, and went on to have another 37 years (to date) of life. In your fish face, Poseidon.

[ginghamkitchen]

What? Shagging a turtle?

Yes. Is that a problem?

I was thinking more of a sudden burst of poisonous gas taking me out instantly mid coitus. As I get older, the likelihood is getting higher.

[Plainstone]

I was thinking more of a sudden burst of poisonous gas taking me out instantly mid coitus. As I get older, the likelihood is getting higher.

Better than being hunted through the streets by Amazons with sweat dripping down your beard, I suppose.

[babycart]

Better than being hunted through the streets by Amazons with sweat dripping down your beard, I suppose.

that depends on how thin your legs are.

[Expiry2011]

Yes. Is that a problem?

I was thinking more of a sudden burst of poisonous gas taking me out instantly mid coitus. As I get older, the likelihood is getting higher.

I must admit that the older I get there is less chance that I'll be sent to meet my maker mid-coitus than pre (or post) coitus
As to the poisonous gas - I have already defeated my deadly foes so I doubt that any of them will be able to gas me

[babycart]

I'm glad I won't be around in 3 million years when they dig up the Gingham Kitchen on the job fossil.

[ginghamkitchen]

I'm glad I won't be around in 3 million years when they dig up the Gingham Kitchen on the job fossil.

I'll bet they'll put it right back, like in 'A Warning To The Curious'.

[babycart]

I'll bet they'll put it right back, like in 'A Warning To The Curious'.

"Scientists admit to being baffled regarding the significance of the male's double thumbs-up gesture"

[Cacapo]

fun fact:

"Darmstadt" is german for "town of intestines"

[relkeel]

What? Shagging a turtle?

Last weekend I heard a representative of the Church Of England quoted on R4 saying that the sanctification of gay marriage was the start of the slippery slope to bestiality.

Which made me guffaw..loudly.

[jahshabby]

I was thinking more of a sudden burst of poisonous gas taking me out instantly mid coitus. As I get older, the likelihood is getting higher.

Steer clear of poppers would be my advice...