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    This is a lot better than the original:

    "Only one thought left, that makes me come alive,
    and that is you and me side by side, on the licorice ride"

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    So, a chap goes into a record shop, walks up to the counter;

    "Have you got any records with wasp sounds on please?"
    "Certainly have sir, would you like to hear it?"
    "That would be splendid"
    "Step into the listening booth sir, and I'll play it for you"
    "Very kind, thank you"

    After five minutes intense listening, the chap leaves the listening booth, walks back to the counter,
    "I consider myself an expert on wasps, but I don't recognize a single one of those that you are playing!"
    "I'm very sorry sir, just let me check..........my fault sir, I was playing the b side"

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    That's a pretty cool site I see they have various drones you can manipulate. Have that running on a laptop alongside a synth/noise generator of some sort and a guitar plugged into a delay pedal and and you could do a chill out gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by treeboy View Post
    So, a chap goes into a record shop, walks up to the counter;

    "Have you got any records with wasp sounds on please?"
    "Certainly have sir, would you like to hear it?"
    "That would be splendid"
    "Step into the listening booth sir, and I'll play it for you"
    "Very kind, thank you"

    After five minutes intense listening, the chap leaves the listening booth, walks back to the counter,
    "I consider myself an expert on wasps, but I don't recognize a single one of those that you are playing!"
    "I'm very sorry sir, just let me check..........my fault sir, I was playing the b side"
    That's made my day- unless something tragic happens on the way home.
    "You don't want to kill the cash donkey"

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    "Only one thought left, that makes me come alive,
    and that is you and me side by side, on the licorice ride"

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    Yeah its the poke, pretty obvious steal for comedy but this had me in stitches, watch the first vid then the rest then if you're bored google his name and watch all the various mash-ups on youtube:

    http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/09/28/...ever-heard-of/

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    This is a sort of dynamic rock family tree.

    I've centered on the Meters, but you can search for whoever you like.

    Double clicking on the satellites will shift them to centre.

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    Haha, he should do the news everyday, legend!

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    My favourite La Liga team launch a dating app aimed at creating more Getafe fans.



    Noyt quite as good as the Sad Koala and Hot Getafe Zombies videos, but it'll do.
    Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by babycart View Post
    My favourite La Liga team launch a dating app aimed at creating more Getafe fans.
    Hmmm.... I watched the second half of their win over Las Palmas last night and scoured the close up shots of the crowd for these hot babes - sadly the only female in evidence was a rather forlorn looking teenage girl trying to hide in her anorak against the storm. If they want more fans maybe they should try putting a roof on the stand?
    you can hear colours when they rhyme...

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    Adults sound like this

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    A second appearance in this thread for David Squires...


    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...f-leeds-united
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    new Star Wars posters










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    Another interesting musical map.

    Radiooooo

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    This looks quite cool - Design your own shirt - Clicky

    If you want to see it in action, here's quite a good pic.


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    Swedish comedy like it's not done any longer:

    "Only one thought left, that makes me come alive,
    and that is you and me side by side, on the licorice ride"

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    "We have to keep winning games and collecting points and hope that Leicester slip up."


    Well I laughed
    Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

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