Remember that time you woke up and looked around and wondered who all the weirdoes were and how they ended up all over your gaff. Sometimes my record collection is a bit like that, so in an effort to make sense of it I have salvaged the best bits into a dank mix of the strange and brilliant. Musicians from Germany, Brazil, France, Czechslovakia, America, Japan, Italy, Sweden and even a bunch of hairy Geordies are here to entertain and entrance you. God knows what'll end up on Volume 2.