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Old 02-02-2010, 01:56 PM
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:00 PM
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Sounds like the man eat some magic mushrooms before calling the police!
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:00 PM
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Journalists sometimes like to check if their readers are awake.

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Old 02-02-2010, 02:03 PM
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Journalists sometimes like to check if their readers are awake.

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What he said.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:12 PM
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That was a very funny read. Acid its a hell of a drug. For a point of accuracy musnt something be taken for it to be a burglary. Wonder what was taken.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:15 PM
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A dogs life and a mans innocence?
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For a point of accuracy musnt something be taken for it to be a burglary. Wonder what was taken.
Mushrooms.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:52 PM
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We made brownies and I think we're dead -
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" A superb clip that reminds us just how lucky we are to live in world with the effortlessly pulsing arrangements of Tony Hatch, the charm and beauty of Pet Clark and dumbass retard stoner cops. I, and many others like me, are sure to be laughing our asses off at this dickwad"
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:10 PM
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So the felon was carrying a gun and a video camera
And a packet of mushrooms
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That was laugh out loud funny. I loved "times going really slow and I think we are dead". As for the mushroom taking masturbator reading about his hallucinogenic episode in the papers over breakfast must have been a little startling.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:32 PM
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Reminds me of the yokel news articles they used to have in 'big daddy' magazine.
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