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In no particular order, and not necessarily recommending them, just pointing them out, for odd spoken word LP's, here are a few from my collection....
'Step up your selling - A study in the art of carpet salesmanship' with Pete murray, Wendy Craig & Peter Swinscoe. Including a section titled 'Wendy Craig and what a woman looks for in a carpet salesman'
'Relax with Reveen' well known hypnotist, love the quote on the back 'For personal use only - not for entertainment purposes.' !? No worries therer then...
'An adventure into the unknown that catapults the mind and body into SOMETHING WEIRD a boiling bizarre tale of a wild sound that crashes through the supernatural' bit of a cheat this one cos its got lots of music on it by death goth grunge metal bands, including such enticing and engaging titles as 'vomit orgy', 'switchblade circumcision','face in a meatslicer' and 'sharp axe climax'. But between the musical masterpieces are dialogue clips from b movies and sci fi films of what must be the 50's & 60's. TOP QUALITY SPOKEN WORD.
'How to C.B.' - 'The new record that makes it easy to learn the new slanguage of CB'
How to speak Swahili - self explanitory really.
'Garden talk' - 'Eight leading British gardeners talk about the art of making and caring for a beautiful garden.' Talk about knowing yer onions... ZZZZZZZ
'Darlinda reveals the Tarot' - 'The seventh child of a seventh daughter, Darlinda possesses remarkable psychic powers.' but can't spell... This ones signed on the back... 'To Angela best wishes for the future - Darlinda' ?
? Surely she knows the future?
'Live with love' - 'A comprehensive guide to sexual behaviour, the facts, the problems and the answers by Doctor Keith Cammeron Vol 1'
'Journeys inside the mind' Sidney Poiter recites the dialogues of Plato over the music of Fred Katz - not strictly spoken word but it's great!
'Make your bird a star' - A teach your bird to talk record, repeating hollywood stars catch phrases over and over again....
'A must for every parent & child - A never talk to stranger 48 page colouring book and full length recording' - ' This will help you learn the most important safety lesson of all - Body safety.' very very disturbing anti kiddie fiddler stuff. No Colouring book i'm afraid.
'Talking Budgerigars with Phillip Marsden' Imagine Mr Chumley-Warner lecturing you in the joys of teaching Budgies to talk, and you've got this record. Includes a section on choosing the right bird...
'Marjoe' religious crisis of confidence LP. Seems like this guy is proper bonkers, a preacher when he was 4 years old ! (There's a recording of him marrying people on this record, as a 4 year old !
) ! and this would appear to be him after he has gone through adolescence and become a young man, to realise that what he did when he was so young may not necessarily be right, but, because he knows nothing else, decides to ask for forgiveness and keeps on preaching / performing for a living. To be honest it's hard to sit through this one, and my interpretation may not but 100% acurate, but he sure is screwed in the head this guy, and trying to come to terms with himself and what he's done....
'Step up your selling - A study in the art of carpet salesmanship' with Pete murray, Wendy Craig & Peter Swinscoe. Including a section titled 'Wendy Craig and what a woman looks for in a carpet salesman'
'Relax with Reveen' well known hypnotist, love the quote on the back 'For personal use only - not for entertainment purposes.' !? No worries therer then...
'An adventure into the unknown that catapults the mind and body into SOMETHING WEIRD a boiling bizarre tale of a wild sound that crashes through the supernatural' bit of a cheat this one cos its got lots of music on it by death goth grunge metal bands, including such enticing and engaging titles as 'vomit orgy', 'switchblade circumcision','face in a meatslicer' and 'sharp axe climax'. But between the musical masterpieces are dialogue clips from b movies and sci fi films of what must be the 50's & 60's. TOP QUALITY SPOKEN WORD.
'How to C.B.' - 'The new record that makes it easy to learn the new slanguage of CB'
How to speak Swahili - self explanitory really.
'Garden talk' - 'Eight leading British gardeners talk about the art of making and caring for a beautiful garden.' Talk about knowing yer onions... ZZZZZZZ
'Darlinda reveals the Tarot' - 'The seventh child of a seventh daughter, Darlinda possesses remarkable psychic powers.' but can't spell... This ones signed on the back... 'To Angela best wishes for the future - Darlinda' ?
? Surely she knows the future?'Live with love' - 'A comprehensive guide to sexual behaviour, the facts, the problems and the answers by Doctor Keith Cammeron Vol 1'
'Journeys inside the mind' Sidney Poiter recites the dialogues of Plato over the music of Fred Katz - not strictly spoken word but it's great!
'Make your bird a star' - A teach your bird to talk record, repeating hollywood stars catch phrases over and over again....
'A must for every parent & child - A never talk to stranger 48 page colouring book and full length recording' - ' This will help you learn the most important safety lesson of all - Body safety.' very very disturbing anti kiddie fiddler stuff. No Colouring book i'm afraid.
'Talking Budgerigars with Phillip Marsden' Imagine Mr Chumley-Warner lecturing you in the joys of teaching Budgies to talk, and you've got this record. Includes a section on choosing the right bird...
'Marjoe' religious crisis of confidence LP. Seems like this guy is proper bonkers, a preacher when he was 4 years old ! (There's a recording of him marrying people on this record, as a 4 year old !
) ! and this would appear to be him after he has gone through adolescence and become a young man, to realise that what he did when he was so young may not necessarily be right, but, because he knows nothing else, decides to ask for forgiveness and keeps on preaching / performing for a living. To be honest it's hard to sit through this one, and my interpretation may not but 100% acurate, but he sure is screwed in the head this guy, and trying to come to terms with himself and what he's done....
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