Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Badger simulator

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Badger simulator

    Bit tempted to buy this:

    "Only one thought left, that makes me come alive,
    and that is you and me side by side, on the licorice ride"

  • #2
    Where are the cross-hairs and ammo bar? How are you supposed to kill these badgers?
    Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

    Comment


    • #3
      Oh simulator, thought it said 'stimulator'. My wife is a badger and well I just can't be bothered nowadays.
      record licker

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by relkeel View Post
        Oh simulator, thought it said 'stimulator'. My wife is a badger and well I just can't be bothered nowadays.
        You should talk to your wife, get her take, you might be surprised how she feels. I know badgers, you can't assume it's all black and white.
        SPIRIT DUPLICATOR Est 2015.

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by ginghamkitchen View Post
          You should talk to your wife, get her take, you might be surprised how she feels. I know badgers, you can't assume it's all black and white.
          Ok I own up some of that statement isn't true. She is a badger ....but we're not married.
          record licker

          Comment


          • #6
            Originally posted by relkeel View Post
            Oh simulator, thought it said 'stimulator'.
            I'm sure you can find such badger-related stuff on the so-called "dark web".
            https://oneboxrecordfair.wordpress.com/
            http://twitter.com/#!/obrftokyo
            https://instagram.com/obrftokyo/
            https://www.facebook.com/Its-Time-Fo...5685810999497/

            Formerly, lecturer at the University of Rome, with two commas and a full stop in the normal way.

            (=^ェ^=)

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by relkeel View Post
              Oh simulator, thought it said 'stimulator'. My wife is a badger and well I just can't be bothered nowadays.
              It´s because you are not bovine. You can´t get human TLC from them.
              Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

              Comment


              • #8
                you know badger simulators are so 2013. Here comes the goat simulator

                Give a man a tree, He'll take a forest!

                Comment


                • #9
                  I am looking forward to this "slice of bread that wants to become a slice of toast" simulator

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    LARP style badger lifestyle enactment described in this audioclip: The Oxford scholar who lived like a badger.

                    Top tip: you shouldn't lick slugs.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Badgers came up in Parliament yesterday. Some duffer has started a petition - badger related. Chris Grayling ( despised ex justice minister) weighed in with the observation that badgers are eating too much meat and are getting too fat to roll up into a ball. Really , no shit, you f***ing deplorable nonentity.
                      record licker

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by eclipsechaser View Post
                        you know badger simulators are so 2013. Here comes the goat simulator
                        Here comes the 2016 Goats-In-Space Simulator

                        Comment

                        Working...
                        X