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Originally posted by smashingcheesegromit View PostReally soothing and relaxing, like having an eye test.
I have a 'thing' about eye tests...
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Originally posted by Ian Townsend View Post
I have a 'thing' about eye tests...
Imagine the reverence you´d get from normal record hunters as you slip in your reading lenses to peruse sleeve notes, then drop in your tinted lenses before heading put of the chazza into the sunlight.
You could also ogle ladies bras with gyrating spiral X-ray lenses
Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!
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Originally posted by babycart View Postthen you´re in luck. Loads of these available from the far east at bargain prices.
Imagine the reverence you´d get from normal record hunters as you slip in your reading lenses to peruse sleeve notes, then drop in your tinted lenses before heading put of the chazza into the sunlight.
You could also ogle ladies bras with gyrating spiral X-ray lenses
The quiet clicks as they change lenses and say 'do the circles look clearer on the red or the green? And again. The red or the green?'
Thee most relaxing environment on the planet. Total Silent PINA. New Age tossers can stick their crystals up their own bums and set fire to themselves with scented candles whilst listening to whale noises, NOTHING comes close to the total relaxation of an eye test.
'Hello again Mr Townsend. Did we not see you last week?
Opticians are the neo-opiates of the pupil.
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Originally posted by Ian Townsend View PostOMG lolz. Don't NEED to see ladies bras when a calmly spoken optician (male or female / any age) drops those onto your face in a dimly- lit room!
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Those situations of forced intimacy fascinate me, though. It occurred to me recently that the only person who regularly caresses my face, ears and hair apart from my partner is a middle-aged Argentinian bloke called Jorge, and he does much of the gentle caressing with a cut-throat razor.Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!
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