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  • Van Damme vs Chuck Norris

    Van damme







    Chuck Norris


    Give a man a tree, He'll take a forest!

  • #2
    Have I missed something? You wouldn´t have caught Charles Bronson, Lee Van Cleef or Stanley Baker doing the splits.
    Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

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    • #3
      They couldn't have done the splits, their balls were too big to get that close to the ground.
      SPIRIT DUPLICATOR Est 2015.

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      • #4
        I vote for Van Damme for without him and his inspiration we would not have had Ireland's greatest hero, and I don't mean Bongo. Behold Jimmy Bennett in Fatal Deviation:
        www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPne3Wh0lqk
        Enthusiastic vagueness passes for scholarship in the twilight world of the disc-jockey.

        John Peel

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        • #5
          Originally posted by emperor tomato ketchup View Post
          I vote for Van Damme for without him and his inspiration we would not have had Ireland's greatest hero, and I don't mean Bongo. Behold Jimmy Bennett in Fatal Deviation:
          www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPne3Wh0lqk
          Except Van Damme is essentially a peaceful fellow and you have to kidnap his niece or kill his brother to goad him into fighting.
          From what I watched, Jimmy seems to have a much shorter fuse.
          Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

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          • #6
            I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:
            "Here comes the Fun Cooker!!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Slim Jim View Post
              I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:
              Me neither, ya shitty shoe bastard.
              If you're looking for a pristine copy then this isn't the one for you. The vinyl looks like someone has polished their brickwork with it and the label has been ruined by some fool with a pen.

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              • #8
                keep your eye on the fat bloke by the door.
                I know your game Lionel! I can see what you really are!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by babycart View Post
                  Except Van Damme is essentially a peaceful fellow and you have to kidnap his niece or kill his brother to goad him into fighting.
                  From what I watched, Jimmy seems to have a much shorter fuse.
                  As Jimmy might say "Fuck you and your sense of proportion you prick".
                  Enthusiastic vagueness passes for scholarship in the twilight world of the disc-jockey.

                  John Peel

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Slim Jim View Post
                    I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:
                    amazingly good!
                    Give a man a tree, He'll take a forest!

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