Van Damme vs Chuck Norris

[eclipsechaser]

Van damme

Chuck Norris

[babycart]

Have I missed something? You wouldn´t have caught Charles Bronson, Lee Van Cleef or Stanley Baker doing the splits.

[ginghamkitchen]

They couldn't have done the splits, their balls were too big to get that close to the ground.

[emperor tomato ketchup]

I vote for Van Damme for without him and his inspiration we would not have had Ireland's greatest hero, and I don't mean Bongo. Behold Jimmy Bennett in Fatal Deviation:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPne3Wh0lqk

[babycart]

I vote for Van Damme for without him and his inspiration we would not have had Ireland's greatest hero, and I don't mean Bongo. Behold Jimmy Bennett in Fatal Deviation:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPne3Wh0lqk

Except Van Damme is essentially a peaceful fellow and you have to kidnap his niece or kill his brother to goad him into fighting.
From what I watched, Jimmy seems to have a much shorter fuse.

[Slim Jim]

I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:

[Sie Vulture]

I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:

Me neither, ya shitty shoe bastard.

[Brass Monkey]

keep your eye on the fat bloke by the door.

[emperor tomato ketchup]

Except Van Damme is essentially a peaceful fellow and you have to kidnap his niece or kill his brother to goad him into fighting.
From what I watched, Jimmy seems to have a much shorter fuse.

As Jimmy might say "Fuck you and your sense of proportion you prick".

[eclipsechaser]

I can't think about Chuck Norris without thinking about this:

amazingly good!