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    how would you christen it? I`ve long been in two minds as to whether Past Perfect is any better than Spinning Wheel or Why Not? (the least commercial one) for a venture in the workshop in my mind.
    Deliberate spoonerisms and/or absurdities are welcome!
    DANCE TO THE RADIO

  • #2
    I would call it

    'SELL RECORDS TO BUY RECORDS TO SELL RECORDS TO BUY MORE RECORDS'
    Spirit Duplicator—collectable, charming, affordable... and also socially networked on FB / Twitter / Instagram.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by eine View Post
      I would call it

      'SELL RECORDS TO BUY RECORDS TO SELL RECORDS TO BUY MORE RECORDS'
      Catchy!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by eine View Post
        I would call it

        'SELL RECORDS TO BUY RECORDS TO SELL RECORDS TO BUY MORE RECORDS'
        Seconded. With CAPS lock on, this appears to be the bedrock of any vinyl junkie`s food chain!
        DANCE TO THE RADIO

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        • #5
          If I had a record shop I'd probably be like this bloke except it'd be "No; no records for sale"



          If I had to give it a name it would be 'Get Out' because we would sell only the wildest, out there, stuff and that's also what I'd say to people as they came through the door.
          "You don't want to kill the cash donkey"

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          • #6
            If it was anywhere near the Perth Mint I would call it “Near Mint”.

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            • #7
              I would open a wine bar / record shop called VIN-YL.

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              • #8
                Christian Marclay's Leftovers

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                • #9
                  This thread is snowballing! I`ve just thought about the What You Haven`t Ever Heard Won`t Hurt You option
                  DANCE TO THE RADIO

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                  • #10
                    Heard mentality
                    Tracks of my tears
                    Floored by vinyl
                    Midnight at the lost and found
                    Music of the spheres
                    Get into the groove
                    FA Cup Vinyl

                    I'll stop now

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                    • #11
                      I'd call it 'Smile' and then be a miserable fucker. Oh, that's already been done, at least here in Osaka it has ... in that case ...

                      Record Evan (Would help if the owner was called Evan)
                      Digging for Diamonds
                      Spiral Crotch
                      Wreck Kids
                      Spinning Biscuits
                      Take The Biscuit (but might encourage shop-lifting)

                      and my favourite .... Noh Records

                      "White paper inner sleeve is pristine ..."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mactheruss View Post
                        Heard mentality
                        nice
                        "White paper inner sleeve is pristine ..."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by eine View Post
                          I would call it

                          'SELL RECORDS TO BUY RECORDS TO SELL RECORDS TO BUY MORE RECORDS'
                          Super catchy! & the possibility to have a very long business card!
                          "White paper inner sleeve is pristine ..."

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                          • #14
                            I'd change my name to Richard and call it Vinyl Ritchie
                            Instead of a bell ringing when the door opens, all you'd hear is...

                            Hello

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                            • #15
                              "Groove Diggers" if near a graveyard.

                              Though, on second thoughts, it is a bit tasteless/disrespectful/legally doubtful.

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