Anyone know any good jokes?

[Blighty]

I could do with a chuckle.

[Devil McDOOM]

this one is worth a try: the aristocrats

[Martin Lovegrove]

I can't think of any good ones off the top of my head, but if you want a laugh then 'Shaun of the dead' is a must... had me laughing all the way through, and gets bonus points for name checking 'Street Sounds Electro'!

[Mr_Hopkinson]

www.homestarrunner.com everytime

And if you know it, find more with the help of these Easter Eggs

I cans make a totally axsome strongbad smilicon free of all charges.

[Col Wolfe]

Went to the Soham Town Rangers FC annual dinner Thursday gone, Vinnie Jones was as thuggish as I'd imagined him to be, Dennis Law however was quality - I especially remember his reference to this seasons limited edition Arsenal dart board - hasn't got any doubles or trebles on it.

did you hear about the perverted shepherd? he kept mountain goats.

[spiralbeat.]

It's been a long time since I've heard anything good, but

What's the difference between Christine Aguilera and a Kit-Kat? You only get four fingers in a Kit-Kat

What's the dfference between an egg and a good wank? You can't beat a good wank

hmm...moist definately!!!

or my personal favourite,

What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

What do you call two dear shagging with no eyes and no legs? Still f*cking no idea

[spiralbeat.]

oops, that should be deer (big antler type creature) and not dear

[Head Gardener]

some might consider this a bit "funny" but its certainly
gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
The Crimson Room
I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i'm feeling goood}

[vibra]

Quote[/b] (Head Gardener @ April 12 2004,12:42)]some might consider this a bit "funny" but its certainly
gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
The Crimson Room
I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i'm feeling goood}

"It is a stale CD player"

[Mr_Hopkinson]

Quote[/b] (Blighty @ April 10 2004,12:50)]I could do with a chuckle.

go here

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

really.

[pokester]

Quote[/b] (Head Gardener @ April 12 2004,12:42)]some might consider this a bit "funny" but its certainly
gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
The Crimson Room
I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i'm feeling goood}

It took me a while

[Rich Hero]

Put 50p in the swear box if you open this...

[bongolia]

timewasting alert!
much, much bigger and better than the Crimson Room: http://www.albartus.com/motas/

[Blighty]

Cheers guys. Some much needed chuckles there.

[Dr Rubberfunk]

courtesy of Bob Monkhouse RIP ...

'I bought a box of chocolate biscuits - all in the shapes of different animals. It said on the lid " Do Not Eat If The Seal Is Broken"

And would you believe it ....'