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  • Anyone know any good jokes?

    I could do with a chuckle.

  • #2
    this one is worth a try: the aristocrats

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    • #3
      I can't think of any good ones off the top of my head, but if you want a laugh then 'Shaun of the dead' is a must... had me laughing all the way through, and gets bonus points for name checking 'Street Sounds Electro'!
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      • #4
        www.homestarrunner.com everytime

        And if you know it, find more with the help of these Easter Eggs

        I cans make a totally axsome strongbad smilicon free of all charges.
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        • #5
          Went to the Soham Town Rangers FC annual dinner Thursday gone, Vinnie Jones was as thuggish as I'd imagined him to be, Dennis Law however was quality - I especially remember his reference to this seasons limited edition Arsenal dart board - hasn't got any doubles or trebles on it.

          did you hear about the perverted shepherd? he kept mountain goats.
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          • #6
            It&#39;s been a long time since I&#39;ve heard anything good, but

            What&#39;s the difference between Christine Aguilera and a Kit-Kat? You only get four fingers in a Kit-Kat

            What&#39;s the dfference between an egg and a good wank? You can&#39;t beat a good wank

            hmm...moist definately&#33;&#33;&#33;

            or my personal favourite,

            What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea

            What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

            What do you call two dear shagging with no eyes and no legs? Still f*cking no idea

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            • #7
              oops, that should be deer (big antler type creature) and not dear

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              • #8
                some might consider this a bit &quot;funny&quot; but its certainly
                gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
                The Crimson Room
                I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
                and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i&#39;m feeling goood}
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by [b
                  Quote[/b] (Head Gardener @ April 12 2004,12:42)]some might consider this a bit &quot;funny&quot; but its certainly
                  gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
                  The Crimson Room
                  I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
                  and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i&#39;m feeling goood}
                  &quot;It is a stale CD player&quot;
                  Let him have the lot for £2.00 - we were only going to throw 'em out anyway...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by [b
                    Quote[/b] (Blighty @ April 10 2004,12:50)]I could do with a chuckle.
                    go here

                    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

                    really.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by [b
                      Quote[/b] (Head Gardener @ April 12 2004,12:42)]some might consider this a bit &quot;funny&quot; but its certainly
                      gonna occupy your mind for a wee while...
                      The Crimson Room
                      I have escaped btw so if anyone gets stuck let me know
                      and I can drop hints {coz its Easter and i&#39;m feeling goood}
                      It took me a while

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                      • #12
                        Put 50p in the swear box if you open this...

                        You freeking scientologists are all the same, quible, dribble and then demand ice creams. Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

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                        • #13
                          timewasting alert&#33;
                          much, much bigger and better than the Crimson Room: http://www.albartus.com/motas/

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                          • #14
                            Cheers guys. Some much needed chuckles there.

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                            • #15
                              courtesy of Bob Monkhouse RIP ...

                              &#39;I bought a box of chocolate biscuits - all in the shapes of different animals. It said on the lid &quot; Do Not Eat If The Seal Is Broken&quot;

                              And would you believe it ....&#39;
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