Send Me Noise Or Another Moose Dies.

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

I cringe wats left of my wibblers at your asplendid poffle-snoo one and all. I am sarge and would love to swap some noises with fine nude lady women but i got banned from there so i'm here. I hope to get my stuff together soon and crack a 'mix' together and i will send whoever wants some of wat i got in a tom champagne readers digest styleee.
Anyfunks my auditory canal takes it a plenty so if theres any cdrs around gatherin' dust i'd luv em.
Apologies if i don't post much etc but i'm well poor from buying records and aint got no pc at home so have to use the one in work (luv me, luv me I'm poor). Indeed i have only just acquired a 'mobile' phone, but i still can't get BBC2 on it.......

big shout out to messrs Soul-fiend and the wolfester, cheers for the sounds fellas, nothin' but luv.
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TIP FOR THE DAY: GO SEE RICH FROM THE SOULSAVERS DJ, QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST DJ I'VE EVER SEEN AND A TOP FELLA.

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

......ooooooooooops.

[Col Wolfe Billy Ocean Find all posts View Profile Close Col Wolfe]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Is no haven safe from THE SARGE?!?!

[Rich Hero Mad Curry Find all posts View Profile Close Rich Hero]

Hahaha! Welcome Sarge - your reputation precedes you...

[ladyboygrimsby Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close ladyboygrimsby]

That's the best first post I've ever read.

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

Yeah But In The Wrong Place....just Found The Intro Bit After That Post.............smoke Me A Kipper.

Ta Tho Lbg.

[Soul-Fiend Electric Banana Find all posts View Profile Close Soul-Fiend]

PM me the score on your regular gig. I am soon coming to lay waste your ones and twos you little scamp!

Catchoolata bitchbabyXXX

[Belson Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close Belson]

That's the best first post I've ever read.

Didn't you ever read a Jan Knopenheimer post on the old deepfunk board then, mate?

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

Hahaha! Welcome Sarge - your reputation precedes you...

Cheers Rich, nice place you got fella.

[ladyboygrimsby Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close ladyboygrimsby]

Didn't you ever read a Jan Knopenheimer post on the old deepfunk board then, mate?

No, it can't be as good as this one. I've pinned it up above my bed and surrounded it with gilded lilies.

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

No, it can't be as good as this one. I've pinned it up above my bed and surrounded it with gilded lilies.

I like ur style lbg, interesting selection with the lilies if i may say so. Most people generally opt for the ceremonial sinking in a pool of shark infested white-out (typex) set against the background of the american civil war with my first posts......y'all gonna be on my buddy thing like hair on a gorilla.
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[ladyboygrimsby Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close ladyboygrimsby]

I like ur style lbg, interesting selection with the lilies if i may say so. Most people generally opt for the ceremonial sinking in a pool of shark infested white-out (typex) set against the background of the american civil war with my first posts......y'all gonna be on my buddy thing like hair on a gorilla.
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I'm on you like burrs on a spaniel's belly, sarge. You're my one and only true love. Apart from the wife. But the bed's quite big, anyway. The spaniel will have to sleep on the floor.

[SARGE Lonely Jelly Find all posts View Profile Close SARGE]

Feel my big ripe wrists and squeeze my new hands. I will hurt and scrape you, you will need surgery.

I'm on you like burrs on a spaniel's belly, sarge. You're my one and only true love. Apart from the wife. But the bed's quite big, anyway. The spaniel will have to sleep on the floor.