Err...hi!
Ahrm hight Wallace 'an juist sae 'appens ah'm yer latest bollard-newbie, it would seem.
Wallace bin surveyin' sitcheratioon 'rand here fer laist day o' twa, an t'would appear to be a right ace site.
But, in perfick candour, Wallace must mak th'obsarvashun:
Yer a quare lot o'awld toss, arrint ye?
Wha's average age? Methusalah? Tyme o' errectioon o' Tower o' Babel?
Anyhoots, ah plans tae larn muckle frae ye knowledgable geezers.
Sae fess oop!
'An ,make nae mistake, ahrm clivvor assa shithouse rat, so doan e'en try tae trip Wallace oop. Gots it?
Progs gotter bad name hereaybits, sae Wallace juist micht gang doon a wet blankit when Wallace admits: foremaist ah'm a bally michty PROG'OLE. Dens its psyche.'An hard. 'An 'lectronic (Berlin school). Bitta th' awl fowk alser.
Noo innerest whasoe'er in feckin' soul -blue-eyen or wotnot.
Wallace abhors vocalIZING in musik.
Wallace doan go fer mellerdramatic blues-wailing (alla "Baby, baby! Womun ya done me wrang!" boolshite.) but ah luvs blues organ or 'lectric guitar blues wivoot th' vocal chaff.
Wallace noo likit tings too US slicky-style jazzy.Feck Spyrogyra an' all tha toss.
Ah likes it jazzy-progpsyche alla lorts o' bass oop frunt -hornproto lik Swegas,Manfred Mann's Chapter Tree,If, that whole Vertigo/Dawn/whatnots label scene.
By Gawd ,Jimmy Smith did the choir invisibool yester'en, sae dis be a guid place tae admit tha FOREMAIST Wallace, The Prince o' Eagles, be a luver o' Hammond. Sae gear yer recommendit's that way.
Ah'll be arfter youse fer all sorta info 'bout th'reel shit - organ/elect/fuzz INSTRUMPMENTAL proggy,psychy,feckin'-movin' jazzy sharn! Awll th'way, Hosesay.
'An please -dis be muckle impartant: Wallace ainly innarest'd in basercally self-penned compersitioons: nane o' tha covers shite o' lame Girl Frae Ipanema/Aqueerias dross. (Iffin a wants tae snarks tha-type hogo, ah'll gang tae me 'gran's colostomy baggy.)
Wallace wantit any LP reccomendits alang line o':
Hungry Wolf/Ugly Custard/Blue Phantom/Psychesounds/Fourth Way feckin' axis.
Wallace him be innarest'd tae learn mair o' French/Ital instumpetmentool late sixties/erlay 70s electronic/soundtrack/library gaff.
Ah gorts nae prob wiv feckin' CHEESE as lang as it be origionool and psyche-tinged. (Favs bein: Supra Pop Impressions & Janko in generool.)
Hokay, here beit sum electronicals Ah warnts info on. (Remember -warn Wallace iffin any o' these be feckin' soft mundungus or be infecter'd wiv shite-oota-arse covers.):
PERRY/PRILLY -moog generation (mp2000)
-moog sensation (mp2000)
THE PROPHETS (Bernard Szjaner) -around the world with (sounds iffy???)
SPACE FACTORY '78 fr
RUPERT RANDALL CHAPPELLE -ozone music '78 uk
LOUIS HUEBNER -seduction thru witchcraft (LA coont flips it wiv incantatioon ower electronic of Barron duo (wic did Forbidden Planet soundtrack)
Hokay, now ye lot kens whare Wallace be cummin' frum.
Git onnit!
Nae havers noo!
(Tankin' yowse awl fer yer patience.)
Ahrm hight Wallace 'an juist sae 'appens ah'm yer latest bollard-newbie, it would seem.
Wallace bin surveyin' sitcheratioon 'rand here fer laist day o' twa, an t'would appear to be a right ace site.
But, in perfick candour, Wallace must mak th'obsarvashun:
Yer a quare lot o'awld toss, arrint ye?
Wha's average age? Methusalah? Tyme o' errectioon o' Tower o' Babel?
Anyhoots, ah plans tae larn muckle frae ye knowledgable geezers.
Sae fess oop!
'An ,make nae mistake, ahrm clivvor assa shithouse rat, so doan e'en try tae trip Wallace oop. Gots it?
Progs gotter bad name hereaybits, sae Wallace juist micht gang doon a wet blankit when Wallace admits: foremaist ah'm a bally michty PROG'OLE. Dens its psyche.'An hard. 'An 'lectronic (Berlin school). Bitta th' awl fowk alser.
Noo innerest whasoe'er in feckin' soul -blue-eyen or wotnot.
Wallace abhors vocalIZING in musik.
Wallace doan go fer mellerdramatic blues-wailing (alla "Baby, baby! Womun ya done me wrang!" boolshite.) but ah luvs blues organ or 'lectric guitar blues wivoot th' vocal chaff.
Wallace noo likit tings too US slicky-style jazzy.Feck Spyrogyra an' all tha toss.
Ah likes it jazzy-progpsyche alla lorts o' bass oop frunt -hornproto lik Swegas,Manfred Mann's Chapter Tree,If, that whole Vertigo/Dawn/whatnots label scene.
By Gawd ,Jimmy Smith did the choir invisibool yester'en, sae dis be a guid place tae admit tha FOREMAIST Wallace, The Prince o' Eagles, be a luver o' Hammond. Sae gear yer recommendit's that way.
Ah'll be arfter youse fer all sorta info 'bout th'reel shit - organ/elect/fuzz INSTRUMPMENTAL proggy,psychy,feckin'-movin' jazzy sharn! Awll th'way, Hosesay.
'An please -dis be muckle impartant: Wallace ainly innarest'd in basercally self-penned compersitioons: nane o' tha covers shite o' lame Girl Frae Ipanema/Aqueerias dross. (Iffin a wants tae snarks tha-type hogo, ah'll gang tae me 'gran's colostomy baggy.)
Wallace wantit any LP reccomendits alang line o':
Hungry Wolf/Ugly Custard/Blue Phantom/Psychesounds/Fourth Way feckin' axis.
Wallace him be innarest'd tae learn mair o' French/Ital instumpetmentool late sixties/erlay 70s electronic/soundtrack/library gaff.
Ah gorts nae prob wiv feckin' CHEESE as lang as it be origionool and psyche-tinged. (Favs bein: Supra Pop Impressions & Janko in generool.)
Hokay, here beit sum electronicals Ah warnts info on. (Remember -warn Wallace iffin any o' these be feckin' soft mundungus or be infecter'd wiv shite-oota-arse covers.):
PERRY/PRILLY -moog generation (mp2000)
-moog sensation (mp2000)
THE PROPHETS (Bernard Szjaner) -around the world with (sounds iffy???)
SPACE FACTORY '78 fr
RUPERT RANDALL CHAPPELLE -ozone music '78 uk
LOUIS HUEBNER -seduction thru witchcraft (LA coont flips it wiv incantatioon ower electronic of Barron duo (wic did Forbidden Planet soundtrack)
Hokay, now ye lot kens whare Wallace be cummin' frum.
Git onnit!
Nae havers noo!
(Tankin' yowse awl fer yer patience.)
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