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    Err...hi!
    Ahrm hight Wallace 'an juist sae 'appens ah'm yer latest bollard-newbie, it would seem.

    Wallace bin surveyin' sitcheratioon 'rand here fer laist day o' twa, an t'would appear to be a right ace site.
    But, in perfick candour, Wallace must mak th'obsarvashun:
    Yer a quare lot o'awld toss, arrint ye?
    Wha's average age? Methusalah? Tyme o' errectioon o' Tower o' Babel?

    Anyhoots, ah plans tae larn muckle frae ye knowledgable geezers.
    Sae fess oop!

    'An ,make nae mistake, ahrm clivvor assa shithouse rat, so doan e'en try tae trip Wallace oop. Gots it?

    Progs gotter bad name hereaybits, sae Wallace juist micht gang doon a wet blankit when Wallace admits: foremaist ah'm a bally michty PROG'OLE. Dens its psyche.'An hard. 'An 'lectronic (Berlin school). Bitta th' awl fowk alser.

    Noo innerest whasoe'er in feckin' soul -blue-eyen or wotnot.
    Wallace abhors vocalIZING in musik.
    Wallace doan go fer mellerdramatic blues-wailing (alla "Baby, baby! Womun ya done me wrang!" boolshite.) but ah luvs blues organ or 'lectric guitar blues wivoot th' vocal chaff.
    Wallace noo likit tings too US slicky-style jazzy.Feck Spyrogyra an' all tha toss.

    Ah likes it jazzy-progpsyche alla lorts o' bass oop frunt -hornproto lik Swegas,Manfred Mann's Chapter Tree,If, that whole Vertigo/Dawn/whatnots label scene.


    By Gawd ,Jimmy Smith did the choir invisibool yester'en, sae dis be a guid place tae admit tha FOREMAIST Wallace, The Prince o' Eagles, be a luver o' Hammond. Sae gear yer recommendit's that way.

    Ah'll be arfter youse fer all sorta info 'bout th'reel shit - organ/elect/fuzz INSTRUMPMENTAL proggy,psychy,feckin'-movin' jazzy sharn! Awll th'way, Hosesay.

    'An please -dis be muckle impartant: Wallace ainly innarest'd in basercally self-penned compersitioons: nane o' tha covers shite o' lame Girl Frae Ipanema/Aqueerias dross. (Iffin a wants tae snarks tha-type hogo, ah'll gang tae me 'gran's colostomy baggy.)

    Wallace wantit any LP reccomendits alang line o':
    Hungry Wolf/Ugly Custard/Blue Phantom/Psychesounds/Fourth Way feckin' axis.

    Wallace him be innarest'd tae learn mair o' French/Ital instumpetmentool late sixties/erlay 70s electronic/soundtrack/library gaff.

    Ah gorts nae prob wiv feckin' CHEESE as lang as it be origionool and psyche-tinged. (Favs bein: Supra Pop Impressions & Janko in generool.)

    Hokay, here beit sum electronicals Ah warnts info on. (Remember -warn Wallace iffin any o' these be feckin' soft mundungus or be infecter'd wiv shite-oota-arse covers.):

    PERRY/PRILLY -moog generation (mp2000)
    -moog sensation (mp2000)

    THE PROPHETS (Bernard Szjaner) -around the world with (sounds iffy???)

    SPACE FACTORY '78 fr

    RUPERT RANDALL CHAPPELLE -ozone music '78 uk

    LOUIS HUEBNER -seduction thru witchcraft (LA coont flips it wiv incantatioon ower electronic of Barron duo (wic did Forbidden Planet soundtrack)


    Hokay, now ye lot kens whare Wallace be cummin' frum.

    Git onnit!

    Nae havers noo!

    (Tankin' yowse awl fer yer patience.)

  • #2
    Reading that did my tree in!!, but Wallace, it's great to be here (like the Jackson 5 said). Your taste seems very good but would have to re read it.
    Boney F
    You can't take a stocking offa bare leg

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    • #3
      Prince of Eagles gits it in

      Oy squires!
      Wots dis den, ehh?
      Not a single reccommendit fer th' Prince o' Eagles?
      Nowt? Noo e'en a sausage?

      Ah must admit a' dis juncture, ah'm distinterly feelin' sumtwat right chuff'd.
      Be this then th'prescrib'd noob-treatmont ah'm onna receivin' end o' here?

      Nae too encouragin' inna least.

      Bleedin' Nora! Youse lot arrin't tinkin' o' doin' Wallace wiv th'awld pariah-atta-gates-o'-th'ashram bit, are ye?

      Maist discouragin' message yer sendin' here tae orther newbie-bollards, innit?
      Clearly we be arf to a bad start.


      Still, yer generous Princyness will gie ye awl a chaunce ter recterfy th'crisis
      - tae git ower dis unfortunate impass, as thems say.

      'Ow aybit (about) these den? Ainyone can do Wallace oop a treat on any o' these?:

      APOCALYPSE (abserfeckin'luterly brill Germ '70 soundtrack by Die Anderen group)

      LOVE MACHINE -MUSIC TO BLOW YOUR MIND BY

      JEAN MICHEL LORGERE -TRAFIC POP

      JEAN MICHEL JARRE -SYNCRO (FOX LIBRARY)

      FIRST INTERNATIONAL SEX OPERA BAND -ANITA (denmark)

      YVES HAYAT -CONVERSATION BETWEEN EAST & WEST

      JOHN BUNYAN & HIS PROGRESSIVE PILGRIMS -APRICOT BRANDY & ALBATROSS (US psyche exploito)

      BLACK DIAMONDS -TRIBUTE TO JIMI (exploito)

      LA DE DAH'S -HAPPY PRINCE (oz)

      OVERGROUND -SAME (italy)

      DON SCHINN - TAKE A TRIP (th' organ clown who perk'd oop Emerson's ears wiv his hammond antics)

      EXCURSIONS -NIGHT TRAIN (holland)

      FRED VAN ZEGFELD -DYNAMITE

      ELECTROSONIKS - ELECTRONIC MUSIC

      WILLIAM SCHELLER -EXCITTISMO -EROTISSMO

      MICHEL MAGNE -TROPICAL FANTASY

      ROGER ROGER & TERPINO - COSMIC SOUNDS

      PHIL UPCHURCH -UPCHURCH

      VA -TEEN DANCE MUSIC FROM CHINA & MALAYSIA

      MUSIC FROM BATMAN & THE BOY WONDER

      MACHINES -ELECTRONIC MUSIC

      JIMMIE HASKELL -COUNTDOWN

      TICAL -DISTORTION POP



      'Elp me oot, lads!

      (Alser need sum dharlin' tae sendit me a scan o' back cover o' McDuff's "MoonRappin"")

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      • #4
        Mate, its a bit too much like hard work to work out what you're on about.

        Maybe a more direct approach would get a better response.....
        Endless Tripe

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        • #5
          Please tae be respeckterin' th'King's Engerlish.

          Iffin' you've nowt tae contriboot, arf an' awa' wi ye, Cuchulain.

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          • #6
            Have you been raiding my record collection?

            Heard my psych mick's?
            www.thesoundlibrary.net <- Changed URL

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            • #7
              Are ye serioous?
              Yer me mon then, dharlin'.
              .........
              Ah be raither new tae these tricksey watters.Ah regards muckle here o' dis hip-daddio-cool-codger gaff 'ighly suspect.Ah'rm leery, tae put it mildly.
              Lottser stoof jobbernowl'd aybit here which Wallace ha' noo innerest in:
              hip-'oppery,funkerdelix,dancefloor,soul,samba-feckery,medley-toss,aisy listenin'...
              Thare's a limit as ter how far ah wallow in 'at sort ay impotent mince.

              But, thare's always glitter amangst th'chaff.
              Likely Wallace,the Prince o' Eagles, will ainly harmonize/resonate wiv a varra sma fraction o' th'posters hereaybits.
              Ah has alreedy been through th' member-info pages tae see iffin' any coots line oop wiv me own parsonal take on musical tings.
              (Seemit dis Colonel Wozit on dis board be inter organ music, jist like yours trooley; so ah'm 'opin' tae hear frae him.)


              Aye, these VinylVulture watters be coonfooundit perilous fer th' likes o'Wallace tae traverse - lottsa bootless fatras tae circumnavigate - but e'en if th'Prince o' Eagles gits 1% guid gold frae all th'trumpery, its warth th' gittin' doorty ower.

              Simply cause th' select 1% be th' reel SHIT, right? (Nae ordinary gold, but Roossian red gold! - lik on me watch.)

              So, ah'm oot tae learn frae dems willin' tae teach.

              ....
              Shuld ah gits in touch wiv yer, private-lik, guv'nor Sermad?

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              • #8
                sometimes life just seems too short....
                We know when a mate buys it for you too.

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                • #9
                  Mr Wallace, did they actually have computers in the 17th century? I'd try a spell-check if you'd like any of the (potentially tons of) knowledge dropped on you...

                  Folk are generally pretty helpful round here... Generally
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