At last some sensible DJ tips from a master of the craft

[Saint Jude]

His advice for DJ students is particularly astute

NSFW btw if you can be arsed to actually watch it.

[Agnes_Guano]

He may be the most annoying moron in the world. I'd struggle to think of a more annoying one.

[captainwilloughby]

Danny Dyer DJ Tips

Crab Scratching, Nookie Bear, Great Yarmouth + Vinyls

SWEEEET!

http://www.factmag.com/2013/08/14/da...-watch-inside/

[captainwilloughby]

Oops, just saw this, mods, feel free to merge or delete my other thread.

NOOKIE BEAR C*NT!

[Brass Monkey]

I don't get the Dyer antipathy, he's clearly a bright fellow who has made a healthy career from a pretty one dimensional act, but it is very definately an act. I find him quite amusing and reckon his particular style of whimsy would be good value on a night out.

[stupidnation]

Lives down the road from me, never met / seen him, but you know what, good luck to him!!
Im guessing he probably plays music out that I would hate though!
If he was playing Balearic / Nu Disco stompers FACT Magazine would probably love him!!

[Agnes_Guano]

His set consists of this one record, played over and over and over again.

[babycart]

I very much liked what Danny had to say about Dubai when he went there:

"Everything was gold and I had a butler."

Sweet as!

[Sonovox]

His set consists of this one record, played over and over and over again.

I did an 'only Russ Abbot' set once, to an audience of Russ Abbot fans on Russ Abbot's birthday. There was an interlude for the reading of poetry in tribute to Russ Abbot. I was paid in Chewits and am still haunted by the memories.

[medlar]

I did an 'only Russ Abbot' set once, to an audience of Russ Abbot fans on Russ Abbot's birthday. There was an interlude for the reading of poetry in tribute to Russ Abbot. I was paid in Chewits and am still haunted by the memories.

Think yourself lucky you weren't playing for the Krankies.

[Brass Monkey]

I did an 'only Russ Abbot' set once, to an audience of Russ Abbot fans on Russ Abbot's birthday. There was an interlude for the reading of poetry in tribute to Russ Abbot. I was paid in Chewits and am still haunted by the memories.

Russ is a big LFC fan. He was sat to the left of my brother in the main stand when Luis Garcia scored the ghost goal. Michael Howard MP was to my right! Russ and Jonny got on like a house on fire and even hugged when the goal went in. Michael and I just sat there.

[babycart]

There was an interlude for the reading of poetry in tribute to Russ Abbot.

I would love to hear some of this.

C.U. Jimmy, Basildon Bond
Oh how Russ made our hearts grow fond
And what he loved, what brought him cheer
Was a party with a happy atmosphere.

[ginghamkitchen]

I would love to hear some of this.

C.U. Jimmy, Basildon Bond
Oh how Russ made our hearts grow fond
And what he loved, what brought him cheer
Was a party with a happy atmosphere.

That's all very past tense. He's not dead, you know. How about --

A lanky drumming rake
Comedian by inclination
He gave Les Dennis his big break
But he's still our inspiration