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  • DLT in court...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23810855

    'How do you plead?'

    'Quack-quack oops'

    Seems the feds and the CPS just couldn't make a charge of gross self-importance stack up....

    Leaving aside the whole unfortunate 'sex pest' allegations business (if we can), what would be a suitable penalty for the many crimes of Dave Lee Travis?
    Endless Tripe

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    Diabolical Liberty Taker
    Rockwell
    Banned (DJ Anchovy)

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    • #3
      Dickhead lettuce tomatoe

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        Dental Laboratory Technician
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          Departmental Leadership Team.
          SPIRIT DUPLICATOR Est 2015.

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          • #6
            http://youtu.be/YvDWSJUD9pI

            More like Lady Macbeth when he gets to the Big House.....
            Jet Boy stole my baby.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ronnies-Pockets View Post
              Dickhead lettuce tomatoe
              This made me laugh
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              • #8
                Dirty licentious twat. Definitely likes tits. Don't lean towards.
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                • #9
                  Dude Likes Toddlers. What a fookin' lard arse peda.
                  The twat.
                  Fleas the size of rats suck on a rat the size of a cat....



                  Not As Great As His Very Best, But Pretty Much As Great As Most Anyone Else's.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by son of stan View Post
                    Leaving aside the whole unfortunate 'sex pest' allegations business (if we can), what would be a suitable penalty for the many crimes of Dave Lee Travis?
                    I think solitary confinement with an endless tape of his old shows playing would be a poetic punishment.

                    I used to have to get a lift to away rugby matches every fortnight with a plasterer/fly half called Gary who would subject us to DLT all the way. That was OK if it was 10 miles, but sometimes we had to go to Worksop or Leicester enduring tedious radio snooker, ELO´s Diary of Horace Wimp and insights into what it was like living on a fucking farm.

                    Strangely, I met Gary off his tits by the bass bin at a blues party in Radford shortly after I´d stopped playing rugby. He had kept his love of reggae a secret from his team mates.
                    Vardy.....¡¡¡PELIGRO!!!

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                    • #11


                      Think of the pressure the sketch artist will be under at Rolf's trial
                      The Garden Facebook Blog

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Head Gardener View Post


                        Think of the pressure the sketch artist will be under at Rolf's trial
                        'Tie my ten year old down sport
                        Tie my ten year old down'.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by relkeel View Post
                          'Tie my ten year old down sport
                          Tie my ten year old down'.
                          This fails as a joke because

                          a) It's not a pun
                          b) It's not remotely funny

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dr Victor X Storm View Post
                            This fails as a joke because

                            a) It's not a pun
                            b) It's not remotely funny

                            Thanks for taking the time to respond, your feedback is important to us.
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                            • #15
                              What is the funniest joke on this page? Either Head Gardner's court sketch artist gag or Ronnie's 'Dickhead lettuce tomatoe' methinks.
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