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Only one story worthy of attention this week: Velvet Revolver
guitarist Slash has had his hat stolen. The black top hat,
desribed as "an iconic headpiece" has rarely left the tousled
strummer's bonce since his days in Guns N' Roses, and has been
given an official age of 15 years, beating it's blubbing owner's
behavioural score by at least a decade.
The sweaty helmet was lifted from a limo that took
Slash to the Grammy Awards last Sunday, and while some grainy
CCTV footage appears to have recorded a "streaky longhair in
cycling pants and a bandana crouching over the topper behind
a nearby tree", a positive ID has so far been ruled out.
Anyone with information regarding the theft should email
[email protected]. Creative individuals might also like
to post suggestions for a replacement. I predict some pretty
serious interest in my granite, bacon and asbestos trilby.
guitarist Slash has had his hat stolen. The black top hat,
desribed as "an iconic headpiece" has rarely left the tousled
strummer's bonce since his days in Guns N' Roses, and has been
given an official age of 15 years, beating it's blubbing owner's
behavioural score by at least a decade.
The sweaty helmet was lifted from a limo that took
Slash to the Grammy Awards last Sunday, and while some grainy
CCTV footage appears to have recorded a "streaky longhair in
cycling pants and a bandana crouching over the topper behind
a nearby tree", a positive ID has so far been ruled out.
Anyone with information regarding the theft should email
[email protected]. Creative individuals might also like
to post suggestions for a replacement. I predict some pretty
serious interest in my granite, bacon and asbestos trilby.