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    Only one story worthy of attention this week: Velvet Revolver
    guitarist Slash has had his hat stolen. The black top hat,
    desribed as "an iconic headpiece" has rarely left the tousled
    strummer's bonce since his days in Guns N' Roses, and has been
    given an official age of 15 years, beating it's blubbing owner's
    behavioural score by at least a decade.
    The sweaty helmet was lifted from a limo that took
    Slash to the Grammy Awards last Sunday, and while some grainy
    CCTV footage appears to have recorded a "streaky longhair in
    cycling pants and a bandana crouching over the topper behind
    a nearby tree", a positive ID has so far been ruled out.
    Anyone with information regarding the theft should email
    [email protected]. Creative individuals might also like
    to post suggestions for a replacement. I predict some pretty
    serious interest in my granite, bacon and asbestos trilby.
    MODZ
    Hero No.9
    Last edited by Col Wolfe; 09-12-2009 at 10:37 PM.
    THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER CRIPZ AT SOME POINT ITS HARD TO SAY
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