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  • Brass Monkey
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    My Carla Bley experiment totally backfired.

    She carried on happily doing her stuff and I soon realised that Carla Bley was bothering me. My responses (headshaking and turning that shit off) corresponded precisely to 3 & 4 on Sie´s original scale.
    Hoisted by your own petard!!

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  • alanmck
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    My Carla Bley experiment totally backfired.

    She carried on happily doing her stuff and I soon realised that Carla Bley was bothering me. My responses (headshaking and turning that shit off) corresponded precisely to 3 & 4 on Sie´s original scale.
    try this one next time:




    though you may end up with a loss of consciousness...

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  • babycart
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    Originally posted by Brass Monkey View Post
    i went with some Lorez Alexandria (2) last night with predictable "this is shit" results. I went on to explain the details of this thread and she thinks it's a bit weird.
    My Carla Bley experiment totally backfired.

    She carried on happily doing her stuff and I soon realised that Carla Bley was bothering me. My responses (headshaking and turning that shit off) corresponded precisely to 3 & 4 on Sie´s original scale.

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  • Brass Monkey
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    Shhh! I´m bothering my wife RIGHT NOW with level 3-4 Carla Bley.
    i went with some Lorez Alexandria (2) last night with predictable "this is shit" results. I went on to explain the details of this thread and she thinks it's a bit weird.

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  • babycart
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    Shhh! I´m bothering my wife RIGHT NOW with level 3-4 Carla Bley.

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  • medlar
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    But if you were doing that on a warm evening in an open window overlooking a piazza in Rome, wearing a white vest with a cigarette smouldering in an ash tray and half-finished bottle of wine on the windowsill, you could take your pick of beautiful women in summer dresses afterwards.
    Surely no coincidence that my copy was purchased in Rome after hearing it at an ex girlfriend's sister's boyfriend's place

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  • Knitwearfan
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    Originally posted by Expiry2011 View Post
    I've tended to find that a good sense of humour beats any musical tastes I might have when it comes to impressing members of the opposite sex
    Woman have found it amusing that I like jazz......

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  • Expiry2011
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    Hmm. this is an interesting new aspect of the debate.
    I´ve had two, possibly three, relationships and a resulting kid that probably would never have happened if I hadn´t been digging jazz in the right place at the right time.
    I've tended to find that a good sense of humour beats any musical tastes I might have when it comes to impressing members of the opposite sex

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  • babycart
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    Hmm. this is an interesting new aspect of the debate.
    I´ve had two, possibly three, relationships and a resulting kid that probably would never have happened if I hadn´t been digging* jazz in the right place at the right time.

    *Obviously "digging " as in "enjoying". I doubt anybody has ever pulled in a second-hand record shop.

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  • Expiry2011
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    Yes, you´re probably right. I saw Paris Blues a while back and probably have an unrealistic image of the pulling power of jazz.
    Certainly liking jazz has never got me laid

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  • babycart
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    Originally posted by Mondays Child View Post
    Fixed.
    Yes, you´re probably right. I saw Paris Blues a while back and probably have an unrealistic image of the pulling power of jazz.

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  • Sie Vulture
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    Originally posted by Sonovox View Post
    To get to a fully objective view of how awesome and next-level this material is, you'll need to undertake some auditing...




    It's been a while, but I could pull my copy of this from the shelf and see what gives... I seem to remember this album being quite good in parts...???

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  • Mondays Child
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    Originally posted by babycart View Post
    But if you were diddling that on a warm evening in an open window overlooking a policeman in Rome, wearing a white vest with a cigarette smouldering in an ash tray and half-finished bottle of wine on the windowsill, you could take your pick of beautiful women shouting at you.
    Fixed.

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  • Sonovox
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    Originally posted by Sie Vulture View Post
    Sorry chap but I gotta disagree with you on this one. Whilst I agree that it's a bit shit, I can find syncopation within the equine-based tomfoolery. I say this is a low 1 or 2 to be honest.
    To get to a fully objective view of how awesome and next-level this material is, you'll need to undertake some auditing...

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  • babycart
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    Originally posted by medlar View Post
    Sonny Rollins solo. See how long your wife lasts:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PwVBEcUUzk
    But if you were doing that on a warm evening in an open window overlooking a piazza in Rome, wearing a white vest with a cigarette smouldering in an ash tray and half-finished bottle of wine on the windowsill, you could take your pick of beautiful women in summer dresses afterwards.

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